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HOLDING THE
BABYA woman got on a bus holding a baby. The busdriver said: "That's
the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman
slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat...
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AN EASY ENOUGH
MISTAKEA man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant.
Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few
paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down
his chair...
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KEEPING MYSELF
PUREThis guy in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes
in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week,
he made his move.
"No thank you,&quo...
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AT THE SUPERMARKETA young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up
a few things when he noticed an old lady following him
around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued
on....
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DAD GETS WITH
ITA father was very anxious to marry off his daughter so
he wanted tried impress her first date. "Do you
like to screw?" he asks.
"Huh?!&quo...
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BUYING CONDOMSA young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The
pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or
12 and asks which the young man wants.
"...
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ENDING THE
ARGUMENTA husband desperate to end an argument offers to buy is
wife a new car. She curtly declines his offer by saying, "That's
not quite what I had in mind."...
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GUESSING GAMES
FOR DINNEROnce there was a family who was given some venison by a
friend. The wife cooked up the deer steaks, and served
it to the husband and children. The husband thought it
would be fun...
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DRIVING HOME
ONE AFTERNOONA man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving
above the speed limit. He looks in his rear view mirror
and notices a police car with its red lights. He thinks, "I...
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OLD WOMAN
WHO HAS A BABYWith the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old
woman has a baby. All her relatives come to visit and
meet the newest member of their family. When they ask
to see the baby...
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TEN YEARS
WITHOUT PAROLEA convicted felon was given ten years without parole for
his latest crime. After 2 years in jail, he managed to
escape. His escape was the lead item on the six o'clock
news....
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ON A TRANSATLANTIC
FLIGHTOn a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe
storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad
to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman
in par...
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IN THE BRIDAL
SUITEOn their first night to be together, the newlywed couple
go to get changed. The new bride comes out of the bathroom,
all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud
husban...
