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THE SUBSTITUTE
TEACHERA substitute teacher walks into the classroom on the blackboard
she sees a message. It says, "Jimmy Poole, has got
the biggest tool, in the whole damn school!"...
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THE YOUNG
BUSINESSMANA young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented
a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.
Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office.
Wishin...
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THE PERFECT
SCAMAustralian Police have been unable to recommend a prosecution
for the following scam:
A company takes out a newspaper advertisement claiming
to be able to...
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ONE DAY WHILE
SCAFFOLDINGSteve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding
one day when suddenly, Steve falls off and is killed
instantly. After the ambulance leaves with Steve's body,
Bob and...
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AT THE JOB
INTERVIEWOne day a man tried to get a job at a great company. He
passed every test with flying colours. At the final interview
part, the CEO told him that his constant blinking would
both...
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A DROP IN
SALARY PERHAPSA man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting
on the front porch with her bags packed. He asked her
where she was going and she replied "I'm going to
Las Vegas....
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IN THE SERVICEA man was being interviewed for a job. "Were you in
the service?" ask the interviewer.
"Yes, I was a Marine," responded the applicant.
"Did you see any activ...
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A BIZARRE
INTERVIEW TECHNIQUEA man walks into a building and tells the manager that
he wants to join their organization. The manager says, "Okay,
but there is one rule you have to follow. You cannot
get...
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APPLIED MATHEMATICSThe population of this country is 237 million.
104 million are retired.
That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school,
which leav...
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A QUESTION
OF BILLINGA one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, "Hey,
where've you been? I haven't seen you around here much."
The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at th...
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TOP TEN EXCUSES
FOR FALLING ASLEEP AT YOUR DESK"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
"I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact
lens without hands."
"I wasn't sleeping! I was me...
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TOP TEN TRICKS
TO LIVEN UP A MEETINGStand up and act indignant. Demand that the boss tell you
the 'real' reason this meeting has been called.
Spill coffee on the conference table. Produce a little
paper boat and sa...
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THE VALUE
ADDED CHICKEN JOKEQuestion: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Buddha:
Asking this question denies your own chicken
nature.
Colonel
Sanders:...
