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THE SINGING
BULLFROGA man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If
I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free
drink?" The bartender considers it, and then agrees.
The man reache...
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INHERITANCE
BLUESA man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.
Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible.
What's the problem?"
"My mother died in August...
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A CASE OF
MISTAKEN IDENTITYA drunken man walked into a bar and, after staring for
some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked
over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped
him silly....
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THE MAGICAL
DANCING DUCKA circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded
about a table watching a little show. On the table was
an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The
circus owner...
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FREE DRINKS
FOR THE BLINDA man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar
and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't
bring that dog in here!"
The guy, without missing a beat, say...
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THE GOOD SAMARITANA Good Samaritan was walking home late one night when he
came upon this drunk on the sidewalk. Wanting to help,
he asked the drunk "do you live here?"
"Yep!"...
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A FORGETFUL
BARTENDERA man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once
he is done the bartender tells him he owes $9.00.
"But I paid, don't you remember?" says the
customer....
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THAT’S
BEER LOGICThe drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box
with holes on the side. He bumped into a friend who asked, "What
do you have in there pal?"
"It’s a mon...
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A LUCKY BREAKA completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street
with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter.
A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you
in, pal. You'...
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TWO WISHESA man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and
as he sits, the bartender asks for their order.
The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns
to the ostrich. "...
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THE BUFFALO
THEORYA herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest
buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and
weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
This natural selecti...
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A STATE OF
THE ART WATCHA confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next
to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance,
and then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices...
