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THOSE NAUGHTY,
NAUGHTY PETSA man walks into a bar and says "Bartender
gimme a triple shot of Jack". The bartender pours,
and the man downs it, slams the glass on the bar and says "Another".
The bartender...
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THE TALKING
PARROTSA lady approaches her priest and tells him "Father,
I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but
they only know how to say one thing."
&q...
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BIZARRE REAL
LIFE ANIMAL LAWSIn Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having
sex on the city's airport property.
It is illegal for hens to lay eggs before 8 am and
after 4 pm in Norfolk, Virginia...
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THE LONELY
FROGA lonely frog, desparate for any form of company telephoned
the Psychic Hotline to find out what his future has in
store.
His Personal Psychic Advisor a...
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UPSETTING
THE STEWARDESSOn reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a
parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess
for a coffee whereupon the parrot squawks, "And
get me a coke,...
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CRUISING WITH
THE PENGUINSA police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup
truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: "You
can't drive around with penguins in this town! Take them...
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THREE WISHESA little old lady was in the kitchen one day, washing the
dishes when suddenly a little genie appeared beside her.
"You've led a long and good life" the genie said, &q...
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THE FIRE DOGA nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon
full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past.
Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmation
dog....
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THE INTELLIGENCE
FACTORA pair of chickens walk into a public library, find the
librarian and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides
that the chickens want three books, and promptly gives
them some....
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EVEN MORE
BIZARRE REAL LIFE ANIMAL LAWSCats in International Falls, Minnesota, are not allowed
to chase dogs up telephone poles.
If your dog gets your neighbor's dog pregnant in Danbury,
Connecticut, you are responsibl...
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SURELY NOT
MORE BIZARRE REAL LIFE ANIMAL LAWSIn North Carolina, it is against the law to use elephants
to plow cotton fields.
In New York City, one is forbidden from shooting rabbits
from the back end of a Third Avenue stre...
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I'VE GOT A
BEAR BEHINDBill's all excited about his new rifle. So, he goes bear
hunting in Alaska. The first bear he sees is a little
brown bear, and he kills it with his first shot. There
is a tap on...
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DEPARTMENT
OF FISH AND WILDLIFE WARNINGThe Louisiana State Department of Fish and Wildlife is
advising hikers, hunters, fishermen, and golfers to take
extra precautions and keep alert for alligators while
in St. Tamma...
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THE RABBIT
AND THE SNAKEA blind rabbit and a blind snake meet each other. Neither
one remembers what kind of animal they are, so they decide
to feel each other.
The rabbit says...
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IS THAT YOUR
DOG?A timid little man, walked into a biker bar in the Bronx
and clearing his throat asked, "Um, err, which of
you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking
meter?...
